The Sex Police

Have you ever seen in the movies when a police officer is about to arrest somebody for drug possession, prostitution, drunkenness or whatever it is they deem illegal enough to arrest somebody`s ass for, and to get out of the arrest, the individual tries to bribe the official with a sexual favour?

In this scenario, the police officer will laugh it off or they’ll reply with a "you can go to jail for trying to bribe an official" line.

But does this actually happen in real life? Do the police ever really accept these sexual favours in return for a 'get out of jail free card?’

Unfortunately, or fortunately if it's your fantasy, this does happen. Here at The Dangerlands we got the dirt, the good stuff, and for once the case files have been opened on the 5-0 and we’ve sourced the top four.

Case No.1 

22-year-old police corporal, only identified as S.H, was for some reason checking a woman to see if she had valid Visa to stay in Tunisia. As her visa had run out, she was deemed an 'illegal alien', and therefore police officer S.H decided to arrest her.

The woman, only known as D.D from Uzbek, instead offered the officer sex in exchange for not having her deported.

So instead of taking her 'down town' he decided to take her to pound town, escorting the woman to her home and taking her up on the offer of having sex with him in her apartment buildings stairwell.

The officer was caught on security camera by a night watchman who reported the incident. After a lengthy investigation, involving lifting man spunk from the stairwell and matching it to S.H, the Police officer was charged with accepting sex as a bribe and failing to carry out his duty, which was to arrest D.D.

The woman who gave the officer her vertical smile was sentenced to a three-year imprisonment and deportation back to Uzbek.

Case No.2

A South African policeman and policewoman, whose identities have been withheld, were caught on video doing more than their job. The 20-minute video was recorded in a parking lot near the East Rand Mall, in Boksburg, at 3 a.m.

The video which was sent to police hierarchy, showed the male policeman accepting money from an unknown man whom they had pulled over. Following this, the female policewoman performed sexual acts on the motorist that involved riding him like she would a police issue motorbike, speeding down a dirt road that is majorly bumpy. She then proceeded to finish him off like she would an icy-pole on a hot summer’s day.

But unlike the motorist who received a happy ending, the police officers did not. They were suspended pending an investigation and eventually fired from the force.

Case No.3

A Mexican policeman was fired after he was caught on camera, while on duty and in uniform, having sex with a woman, all while his partner Benjamin Gaspar Sanchez was in the drivers seat on look-out, fapping away.

Officer David Raymundo Vazquez Ucan, 31, was canned after the footage emerged featuring his bonnet-banging in broad daylight by the side of a road. The video was uploaded online and went viral faster than his performance on the day.

Partner Sanchez was reprimanded for 'cleaning his pants pistol' and not taking any action. Both officers had been part of a sting operation looking into 'police sex bribes.’

Case No.4

Staff Sergeant Parthivan Ramaya, and senior investigation officer Norezwan Em of Ang Mo Kio Police Division were charged for receiving sexual favours from Chinese national Liu Lihua to help her extend her stay in Singapore.

The sexually dynamic duo had sex with the woman twice in a Yishun flat and in a stairwell along Fernvale Road. Not only that, but the officers also went repeatedly tag-team on the young woman in the interview room at police headquarters.

Liu Lihua admitted in court to loving the officials long time, in order to stay long time in Singapore. However, the two officers pleaded guilty to enjoying a little sexy Chinese take-out in order to help the young illegal stay in the country.

This case is still pending a verdict for Staff Sergeant Parthivan Ramaya, and Senior investigation officer Norezwan Em could face a fine of $100,000 coupled with an imprisonment of up to five years.

All in all, here we have a lesson to be learned. If the next time you are pulled up by the police and you find that uttering the question "is there another way we can sort this out?" turns the officer on, it may be best just to accept the arrest or take the fine for whatever it is that you did.

That is unless it turns out to be a hot blonde in a tight police uniform looking to punish you for being naughty and it isn`t actually a police official. If so, by all means, have at it.